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Chapter One of Loki and Prejudice, or Pride and Loki, or Loki and Loki

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single Loki in possession of a good Loki, must be in want of a Loki.

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"My dear Mr. Loki," said his lady to Loki one day, "have you heard that Loki Park is let at last?"

"My dear Mr. Loki," said his lady to Loki one day, "have you heard that Loki Park is let at last?"

karuvapatta replied to your post:

am i to guess that loki’s next “genius” “masterplan” is giving everyone diabetes and then seizing control of the insulin market so that he can RULE THE WORLD MWAHAHAHA?

i suppose it’s either that or something to do with tooth decay. i’m thinking short-range mind control implants embedded in suspiciously affordable crowns.

rocket did not share peter’s enthusiasm for peter’s authentic davy crockett cap.

rocket did not share peter’s enthusiasm for peter’s authentic davy crockett cap.

lokiafterdark replied to your post: tiny loki will not eat his vegetables.

But it’s green!?! By law Loki should like it!

thorkizilla reblogged your post tiny loki will not eat his vegetables. and added:

#but they’re green! #you should like them!

after thor returned from midgard, where he discovered the wonders of daytime television (and one vegetable company’s commercials in particular), he started following loki around the palace and singing “HO HO HO FROST GIANT!” whenever possible.

loki just cannot deal with it any more.

just saw a terrible thing on tv - a jaguar commercial with tom hiddleston’s face edited out of it.

tiny loki will not eat his vegetables.

tiny loki will not eat his vegetables.

tiny loki has been stealing the silver.

tiny loki has been stealing the silver.

redundantandrepetitive replied to your post: FOR THE LAST TIME, “CHI-TOWN” DOES NOT…

xD too funny! I can just hear them going “can we go, huh? can we get ice cream? can we get pizza? huh, Loki? can we? let’s go! are we there yet?”

WE ARE NOT THERE YET.
WE HAVE NOT LEFT.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE.
THAT IS MY ICE CREAM.
STAY OUT OF MY ICE CREAM.