It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single Loki in possession of a good Loki, must be in want of a Loki.
am i to guess that loki’s next “genius” “masterplan” is giving everyone diabetes and then seizing control of the insulin market so that he can RULE THE WORLD MWAHAHAHA?
i suppose it’s either that or something to do with tooth decay. i’m thinking short-range mind control implants embedded in suspiciously affordable crowns.
But it’s green!?! By law Loki should like it!
after thor returned from midgard, where he discovered the wonders of daytime television (and one vegetable company’s commercials in particular), he started following loki around the palace and singing “HO HO HO FROST GIANT!” whenever possible.
loki just cannot deal with it any more.
xD too funny! I can just hear them going “can we go, huh? can we get ice cream? can we get pizza? huh, Loki? can we? let’s go! are we there yet?”
WE ARE NOT THERE YET.
WE HAVE NOT LEFT.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE.
THAT IS MY ICE CREAM.
STAY OUT OF MY ICE CREAM.